Crazy Pizza
Build any pizza you can dream up — four crusts, eight sauces, fourteen cheeses and more than forty toppings, from pepperoni and basil all the way to gherkins, french fries and marshmallows, plus a special touch in your own words — and watch it come together on the board. Then serve a slice to a panel of AI customers: a Neapolitan nonna, a fine-dining critic, an eight-year-old, a vegetarian blogger, a permanently hungry student, and a chaos-loving food streamer who scores higher the weirder it gets. Each judges it out of ten, in character, and tells you exactly what would make it better. Chase a crowd-pleaser — or go gloriously wrong on purpose.
Crust
Bake
Sauce
Cheeses (pick any)
How much cheese?
Toppings — meats & fish
Toppings — veg, fruit & herbs
Toppings — the crazy corner
Special touch (optional)
Who’s tasting?
The tasters are AI characters and their feedback is generated on the fly — it’s for fun, not culinary authority. Requests go through this site’s server-side proxy (the same one as the chat experiment), so no API key reaches your browser; the endpoint is rate-limited, so if the kitchen is busy, give it a few minutes.
How it works
The pizza you build is turned into a one-line spec — “a golden hand-tossed pizza with a chocolate hazelnut sauce base, a generous layer of brie, topped with banana and marshmallows” — and sent, along with short character sketches of the tasters you picked, to an AI model in a single request. The model replies with a score, a verdict and one concrete suggestion per taster, strictly in character: Nonna Lucia prizes Neapolitan simplicity, Margaux the critic wants composition and restraint, Riley is eight and afraid of anything green, Dev won’t score a meaty pizza highly, Chad mostly wants more of everything — and Max, the food streamer, only comes alive when your pizza frightens the rest of the table.
The panel disagrees with itself on purpose — that’s the game. A pie that delights Riley will bore Margaux; anything that earns a ten from Max will send Nonna Lucia home early. The page keeps track of your best average so far, so you can iterate your way to a true crowd-pleaser — or drop the tasters who’ll never be happy and craft something unhinged just for Max.