Crazy Pizza
Build any pizza you can dream up (four crusts, eight sauces, fourteen cheeses and more than forty toppings, from pepperoni and basil all the way to gherkins, french fries and marshmallows, plus a special touch in your own words) and watch it come together on the board. Then serve a slice to a panel of AI customers: a Neapolitan nonna, a fine-dining critic, an eight-year-old, a vegetarian blogger, a permanently hungry student, and a chaos-loving food streamer who scores higher the weirder it gets. Each judges it out of ten, in character, and tells you exactly what would make it better. Chase a crowd-pleaser, or go gloriously wrong on purpose.
Crust
Bake
Sauce
Cheeses (pick any)
How much cheese?
Toppings — meats & fish
Toppings — veg, fruit & herbs
Toppings — the crazy corner
Special touch (optional)
Who’s tasting?
The tasters are AI characters and their feedback is generated on the fly; it’s for fun, not culinary authority. Requests go through this site’s server-side proxy (the same one as the chat experiment), so no API key reaches your browser; the endpoint is rate-limited, so if the kitchen is busy, give it a few minutes.
How it works
The pizza you build is turned into a one-line spec, such as “a golden hand-tossed pizza with a chocolate hazelnut sauce base, a generous layer of brie, topped with banana and marshmallows”, and sent, along with short character sketches of the tasters you picked, to an AI model in a single request. The model replies with a score, a verdict and one concrete suggestion per taster, strictly in character: Nonna Lucia prizes Neapolitan simplicity, Margaux the critic wants composition and restraint, Riley is eight and afraid of anything green, Dev won’t score a meaty pizza highly, Chad mostly wants more of everything, and Max, the food streamer, only comes alive when your pizza frightens the rest of the table.
The panel disagrees with itself on purpose; that’s the game. A pie that delights Riley will bore Margaux; anything that earns a ten from Max will send Nonna Lucia home early. The page keeps track of your best average so far, so you can iterate your way to a true crowd-pleaser, or drop the tasters who’ll never be happy and craft something unhinged just for Max.